Basically the big three trying to figure out what the heck is up with this new fandom.
i love how we’re basically treating hannibal like our newborn baby brother just being brought home from the hospital
*Spn, doctor who, and sherlock answer their door, finding a baby in a basket.*
SPN:Doctor whooo! Is that our new brother??
Sherlock: I would think so. He seems to be left here with that intention. *waves at the baby* Hello, brother.
Doctor who: He says his name is Hannibal, not brother.
Sherlock: *picks up hannibal* He’s a bit funny looking…
Hannibal: *starts teething on Sherlock’s arm*
SPN: Sherlock! He’s trying to eat you! *pokes Hannibal in the nose* Stop that!
Hannibal: *starts to cry*
Doctor Who: Supernatural! Hannibal can’t help it! Leave him alone. He just thought Sherlock was being rude.
Supernatural: *pouts* I still think he’s weird.
Sherlock: He is quite an interesting boy. *cradles hannibal and lets him continue teething*
Doctor who: Well I’m gonna tell mommy we’re keeping him! *runs inside wildly* Tumblrrr! We found a little brother!
Supernatural: *scoffs* I guess we can have him… but if he tries to eat one of us, he’ll have to deal with me. *grumbles and goes inside*
Sherlock: *smiling down at hannibal* Welcome to the family.. We’re happy to have ya.
everyone knows that falling asleep in the back seat as a kid and having your parents carry you inside is the coolest thing, but what many people don’t know is that cops have the same obligation if you fall asleep in their patrol car. exercise your rights, get a goodnight kiss from a cop.
its weird how google became a synonym for search
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
Gentlemen. This is what rape culture is like:
Imagine you have a Rolex watch. Nice fancy Rolex, you bought it because you like the way it looks and you wanted to treat yourself. And then you get beaten and mugged and your Rolex is stolen. So you go to the police. Only, instead of investigating the crime, the police want to know why you were wearing a Rolex instead of a regular watch. Have you ever given a Rolex to anyone else? Is it possible you wanted to be mugged? Why didn’t you wear long sleeves to cover up the Rolex if you didn’t want to be mugged?
And then after that, everywhere you go, there are constant jokes about stealing your Rolex. People you don’t even know whistle at your Rolex and make jokes about cutting your hand off to get it. The media doesn’t help either; it portrays people who wear Rolexes as flamboyant assholes who secretly just want someone to come along and take that Rolex off their hands. When damn, all you wanted was to wear a nice watch without getting harassed for it. When you complain that you are starting to feel unsafe, people laugh you off and say that you are too uptight. Never mind you got violently attacked for the crime of wearing a friggin time piece.
Imagining all that? It sucks, doesn’t it.
Now imagine you could never take the Rolex off.
jelly belly is such a successful company that they can make jelly beans that taste like BABY WIPES and VOMIT and sell them to people who will actually purchase them and then, presumably, put them in their mouths. amazing. incredible.
I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*
*has angry sex with the hole*
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
stop whatever you’re doing
you’ll be ok
if you see this, somebody cares
times are tough, but somebody cares.
you should NEVER feel like you deserve to die, and you don’t
don’t do it. not tonight, not tomorrow, not ever
don’t do it because somebody cares
don’t do it because there is so much more to you than sadness
Please Cas Won't you fix it for me